AUGUST 2008 FUCK DRUMS     Geoff from Fuck performed in the Boredoms' 88 BOADRUM ensemble. On 8-8-08 at 8:08pm, 88 drummers performed for 88 minutes at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles. A ten minute video documentary of the day can be seen on videothing.com. (Click '88 Boa Drum') APRIL 2008 FUCK THE MIDWEST     Tour dates for SAD HORSE, a 2-piece punk rock band with Geoff from Fuck: Saturday, April 19, 2008 Chicago, IL - Ronny's Sunday, April 20, 2008 Indianapolis, IN - Sam's Saloon Monday, April 21, 2008 Bloomington, IN - The Cinemat Tuesday, April 22, 2008 Louisville, KY - Seidenfaden Café Thursday, April 24, 2008 Memphis, TN - Hi-Tone Saturday, April 26, 2008 St. Louis, MO - CBGB Tuesday, April 29, 2008 Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle FUCK MAGIC     STALLION, the only Fuck-approved magician, has been asked to open before Will Arnett, who will be touring the US as Gob Bluth, his character from Arrested Development. STALLION responded: Please forward to GOB. Opening Act? That's a good one. The only thing that's going to be opening will be your mind... RIGHT BEFORE I BLOW IT! Take your Hollywood HACK ACT on a one way train back to Hogwarts -- and leave us real Magicians to do the REAL magic. What kind of name is Gob anyway? You must be gay. -STALLION FEBRUARY 2008 FUCK VIDEOS     Two music videos have been uploaded to the You-Tube for public consumption. "Like You" video by Dan Brown and "Monkey Doll" video by Dave Ellsworth. JANUARY 2008 FUCK RELATED PROJECTS     Fuck-er Geoff Soule will be touring with Tara Jane Oneil in Japan this April. Following that his new punk-rock duo SAD HORSE will be bringing the light to the Mississippi River. DECEMBER 2007 FUCK POETRY     Fuck bassist Theodore 'Ted' Ellison recently unleashed some fantastic 'pomes' on the world. Merry Christmas Chavez! NOVEMBER 2007 FUCK THE WORD 'FUCK'     Fuck were recently consulted by Exclaim! Magazine on the topic of bands whose name contains the word 'fuck': 'What The Fuck?' by Sam Sutherland OCTOBER 2007 FUCK SOLO PROJECTS     Geoff Soule's second solo release is available just in time for Halloween. A Dialogue Between Feminine Wisdom And Masculine Uncertainty pits plodding improvisationals against philosophical ruminations in minimalist verse. If you enjoy the slow, atmospheric side of Fuck, this little record should please. Geoff also plays some cunning drummy on this year's releases from WINTERMITTENS and THE DOUBLE U. More info at the ubiquitous Supermegacorporation. SEPTEMBER 2007 FUCK DIGITAL DOWNLOADS     Fuck's first two records "Pretty...Slow" and "Baby Loves A Funny Bunny" are finally available for digital download from CD Baby, iTunes, Rhapsody and other online outlets. AUGUST 2007 FUCK THE PEEL SESSIONS     Fuck is extremely proud to have been included in The Top 125 John Peel Sessions. Fuck recorded three sessions for the John Peel radio show in 1997, 1998 and 2003. There's some good stuff here - covers of The Kinks, Thinking Fellers Local Union 282, Tocotronic, and The Scorpions; alternate versions of Fuck favorites; and some Fuck originals never recorded or performed elsewhere. There's even an improvised radio drama about a lonesome space probe. As soon as we can afford the licensing fees we'll compile it all and make it available to the public. FUCK PHOTOS     Real Fun, a book of photographs taken by Ashod Simonian. Over the course of the rise (and fall?) of "indie-rock" Ashod has been taking polaroid photos of bands he meets and landscapes he sees. Over 100 photos and an accompanying CD which includes an unreleased Fuck song. Read more & purchase here. FEBRUARY 2007 FUCK MYSPACE     Fuck was unceremoniously deleted by those good people at MySpace, so we shant be having anything more to do with them. HOWEVER, some less easily discouraged fans have set up a Fuck profile on our behalf. Thank yall, and good luck: http://www.myspace.com/fuck22no JANUARY 2007 FUCK NEW FUCK     fuck RECORDed NEW WORKS IN SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. (RECORD COMPANIES START YOUR BIDDING NOW!)